[acid-jazz] Cuki Chart

From: Velanche Stewart (vstewart_at_calpoly.edu)
Date: 2003-02-13 17:06:04

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    V/A - Be Arisionable (Arision) CD-R
    Check the Domu track, then check the strings on the Hopper track! Ouch!

    Spacek - Vintage HiTech (K7) CD-R & 12"
    ALBUM! La Bougie is making me damp!

    Micatone - Is you is (Sonar Kollektiv) CD-R
    PP Pyjama girls were right!

    The Mighty Bop - Lady (Come with Herbert mix)(Yellow) 12"
    Cuki falling in love again! Come closer!

    Voom:Voom - Baby 3 (Compost) 12"
    Patient K is still missing in action!

    Zuco 103 - Treasure (Gerd 4lux remix)(Ziriguiboom) CD-R
    Brazilian vocals, broken beats! You'll be needing diapers!

    Quant feat Ernesto's - Miracle man (ecco.chamber) CD-R
    Shit the bed! And its not even finished yet!

    V/A - Sonar Kollektiv (Sonar Kollektiv) 12" & CD
    Ame, Dixon and co, plenty exlusiv

    Kommse - Metabo Man (Freude am Tanzen) CD-R
    Top tip off! Ta Dr Rich.

    Acoustic Dub Messengers - Sabara (Gak Sato remix)(Temposhere) 2xCD
    Perfect after a hard nights skanking and drinking bullshit lemonade

    Freddie Kruger - The Hustle (B boy disco edit)(Jugglin) CD-R
    Swedish boogie thang! Mats comes through yet again

    Playin 4 the City - The Share EP (La Rosiere) 12"
    Worthing sharing, P4TC go broken, believe.

    Soulstance - The time (Schema) CD-R
    Ishtar bossa beauty! Pass the towel to Nippon

    Vinia Mojica - Guilt Junkie (Giant Step) CD-R
    And Ted was right? Giant Step on the bus!

    DJ Rells - Diggin' in Brownswood (Stones Throw) CD-R
    West London now west coast. Madlib goes broken!

    Megablast feat Kerry Ann Jones - Feel Alive (Stereo Deluxe) CD-R
    Straight outta da studio! Viennese new nujazzer!

    V/A - Future Sound of Jazz Vol 9 (Compost) 3xLP
    Gonkyburg well represented, Mr Compost knows a good tuna!

    Paine - Spontaneous (Volcov remixes)(Temposhere) CD-R
    The boy done good! 4-4-2 or 5-3-2, it's all good!

    Spaceboys - Space is the place (Nylon) CD-R
    Portugal is the place too? Ridiculous cover version

    Rima - Forward (JCR) 12"
    Dirty filthy dancefloor tuna!

    Loopless - Waiting in vain (Nylon) CD-R
    Loving it! This waiting will be worth it!

    Jazzinho - Constelacao (Quant remix)(ecco.chamber) CD-R
    Via northwest London! It's another 'Oh my God' from Gonkyburg!

    Pressure Drop - Unify (Maddslinky remix)(?) CD-R
    Pressure Drop get re rubbed! Remix project back on!

    Jol - Going down (Quant and Plej mixes)(April) 12"
    Funky! Jonas and Jabo's 'enormous' in the 03!

    David Walters - Song 4 Letta (Ya Basta) CD-R
    Afro skank, broken and true to the source

    Gotan Project - Santa Marie (Pepe Bradock remix)(Ya Basta) 12"
    Julian inna Detroit stylee?

    Dissidenten - Shine on me (Raphael UFO & Pentagon remix)(Exil) 12"
    Super solo remix and respect to the Zanzibar.

    MJ Cole - Wondering why (Recloose dub)(Talkin Loud) 12"
    Matt never let me down. Another nappy change!

    Duplex - Rebuild II (Gerd 4lux remix) (Clone) 12"
    If its broken, don't fix it! Gerd's 2nd ruffest rub to date!

    Dutch Rhythm Combo - Go Dutch EP(Pulver) 12"
    Haaksman brothers go Dutch.

    Steppah Huntah - Olesscoop (Soultronik) 12"
    Bring on da Croissants! Choco flava!

    Quantic Soul Orchestra - Hold it down (Tru Thoughts) CD-R
    4 Hero get Quantized. Old school stylee

    Wagon Cookin - Mar (Truby Trio remix)(Debail) 12"
    It's Ken from the Hudson People! And his mates. Hello Ken!

    Rednose Distrikt - Scumbag (Rushhour) 12"
    Even Scumbags doing it?

    Joel Harrison - What U Got? (Foundation) CD-R
    Niceness, Foundation coming on strong

    Putsch 79 - 1300EP (Clone) 12"
    Found two copies in the vinyl mountain! Shiiiiiiiiit!

    Lok 44 - Ghetto of the mind (Trust) 12"
    Skanking piece of Electro. Cuki in the mode!

    King Britt - Adventures in Lo-Fi (BBE/Rapstar) CD-R
    Off the scale! Even with Roadrunner in the background! Meep meep!

    The Wach feat Alison Evelyn - Longer (Kerbkrawler) 12"
    In there also a N, a Ukwa and a Tony! Kerbkrawling the new thing!

    Jol - Cool Cat (Swell Session remix)(?) CD-R
    At 5.19 mins Cuki had to go to the bathroom!

    Hello! Cuki has decided to dedicate this weeks circular to aliens and
    cosmic cats everywhere! Even ones that don't live on this planet! See,
    lying on a long sofa at Cafe Europa the other evening with young
    Johanna, Cuki was sure he saw spaceships circling overhead! Too many
    bullshit lemonades and cocktails the night before I hear you say? Well,
    it was DJ Gumix's big birthday bash at his wonderful 'Dub Club', and
    Cuki did do his best to poison his blood and liver with vodka and citrus
    fruit flavourings and every cocktail on offer, but hey, he really was
    sure he saw flickering lights that were from other domains and
    dimensions and universes. Where was 7 kgs when he needed him? The cosmic
    cat was probably feeding the horses! There he was, just about to enter
    the twilight zone, and the Bootsville cosmic cat has done a runner? The
    very same day Cuki would get a SMS from 'Odd Ball' in London. 'Odd Ball'
    is in fact a very attractive Finnish girl who has a rather nice tattoo
    just above her illium and ishium. What she is doing in London, we don't
    know? Not even sure she does? Anyway, Cuki will do his very best to meet
    up with 'Odd Ball' when he ventures over to London in a weeks time, and
    hopefully give Cuki readers the low down on Odd Ball's permanent jpeg.
    Yep, it was always going to be a mad week. DJ Beige rocked da house at
    Porgy and Bess at the weekend. First time at the decks for yonks but
    still very enjoyable. Respect. The rest of the weekend was trying to
    overcome headaches caused by the cheapest red wine in Vienna. Then some
    fella (probably that Danish dude Mr Allan Skovs again) sent Cuki this
    link http://www.hedning.no/hedning/arkiv/flash/jesus.html Mmmmm, now he
    knows that he isn't gonna go to heaven! Thank you sir, never mind, it
    was fun, meet you all in hell! And there was another Cuki subscriber who
    asked what Cuki's views and opinions were on the build up of tensions in
    the middle east? Er, Cuki doesn't have any views or opinions on this! He
    was put on this planet to eat, sleep, play records and make little
    Cuki's! He can though offer you some sound advise on Cuki episodes that
    he has learnt from. Here goes 1. Don't drink orange juice and battery
    acid! It's disgusting and it's not big or clever. Even with a cherry and
    a slice of pineapple on top. 2. Girls with hairy armpits! Hard to notice
    until its toooooooo late! Anyway, it's scary man! Normally you get a
    good breakfast though! 3. Dressing up in your mums clothes at the age of
    ten! Shit, Cuki can't even blame bullshit lemonade for this one. Be
    warned children, if ya mum catches ya, you in big big trouble. OK if you
    a bunny though! Took Cuki mum 15 years before she really was convinced
    about Cuki's bunny fixation! 4. Don't cut your toenails with a pair of
    large scissors! Nope, holes in your socks are much more acceptable and
    safer, believe! 5. Calling your girlfriend BJ when in fact she is called
    CJ? Sorry Charley, can you ever forgive me for that blunder. Cuki always
    dreaming of other things! 6. What about leaving the toast on under the
    grill while you have a round of golf! Not unless of course you like it
    very crispy, and you got good fire/home insurance. Then of course it is
    perfectly acceptable. 7. Defrost your pet python's weekly dinner (a
    large dead rat) in the microwave coz you in a rush to go on holiday. If
    you do, at least make sure it is on 'defrost' mode and not 'full cook'
    mode. Oooops! 8. Drive your mums car straight into the garage at a speed
    higher then the recommended. You might do lots of damage to the washing
    machine, tumble dryer, two bicycles, lots of old unused crockery and the
    brick work on the other side. Sorry mum! 9. Also check the automobile
    you are driving? Don't wait 10 minutes before you have realised you have
    driven home in someone else's car. Mind you, it was dark and the remote
    central locking did open this car from 5 metres and it was the same
    model, colour etc. Can I be excused? If not just call me numbty. 10. Do
    visit the new web home of our friend Ernesto. www.vaaty.com He's from
    Gonkyburg you know, he can sing.

    Till the next time, stay lovely, luv ya boots, bussi baba, Cuki out.

    Alan Brown. Soul Seduction Distribution,
    Gonzagagasse 19, A-1010 Vienna, Austria.
    Mob/SMS +43 699 1260 4000,
    e-mail cukipapa_at_chello.at,
    ICQ #, 177682136