Far too generous. The answer is simple: there's very few good children.
Santa visits approximately six or seven homes every Christmas cos he's
established incredibly strict guidelines to govern "good and bad" as the
world's population increased.
"That baby puked on its mum? Well, it's definetly out then."
Anyway, didn't Lobo kill santa a few years back in a vicious knife-fight?
(For those of you who read comics....) I mean, Santa put up a good defence
but just couldn't "cut it". Boom, boom.
Dino!