Re: http://www-personal.ksu.edu/~antipas

Dylan (dylan@exmachina.com)
Mon, 18 Nov 1996 19:13:46 -0500


At 03:39 PM 11/18/96 -0600, Mahershalalhashbaz wrote:
[blah blah blah...]
> OPEN LETTER FROM FRED PHELPS
>
>Dear Friends:
> The days foretold by the prophets and the apostles (sometimes
>called the last days) are surely come upon us. "For the time will come
>when they will not endure sound doctrine,

True enough. I don't like sound doctrine, I much prefer to listen and
discover new sounds for myself...

>but after their own lusts shall
>they heap to themselves teachers having itching ears; and they shall turn
>away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables."

Umm, don't you mean 'tables'? "...shall be turned unto tables?" ;)

[blah blah blah...]
>to be intelligently and faithfully portioned out with ultraprecise
>application

sounds like a DJ...

[more snippage]
>may now hear the Old School Baptist Hour.

Aah, he *is* a DJ, and old-skool at that. So ya like ta spin the classics, eh?

>From Topeka, Kansas,
>Sodom City U.S.A., where Satan's throne is (Rev. 2:13)

Wait a minute! I thought Satan's throne was in the No-U-Turn recording
studio...they certainly have released some of the evilest records I've ever
heard...

>the world will
>now hear and understand what may be God's Last Call. Sodomites now
>control America, and the U.S. is now exporting soul-damning,
>nation-destroying sodomite culture with the explosion of electronic media
>to every nook and cranny of the inhabited Earth.

What?!? Sodomite culture? Exploding in every nook and crannie? ;) Hmm,
you're not really a DJ are you? No, I can see you have some other sort of
agenda. Well, I hate to be the one to break it to ya, but as we all know,
these are music related lists, and if you're not talkin' about the music...

[everyone feel free to chime in here]

KEEP IT OFF THE LIST!!!

Thank you.

Sincerely,
Dylan.
Destroying nations thru electronic media.