Re: We need to talk!!!!

Guy Dennis (guy.dennis@st-catherines.oxford.ac.uk)
Mon, 18 Aug 1997 00:21:43 +0100 (BST)


THIS GUY CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF - WHAT A WANKER

On Sun, 13 Jul 1997 JDavisiv@aol.com wrote:

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> Please accept my apology if you are not looking for a business=20
> opportunity that is GUARANTEED to be profitable!
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> You are about to make at least $50,000 - In less than 90 days
> Read the enclosed program...THEN READ IT AGAIN!...
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> Dear Friend,
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> The enclosed information is something I almost let slip through my
> fingers. Fortunately, sometime later I re-read everything and gave
> some thought and study to it.
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> My name is Jim Sharpe. After reading it several times, to
> make sure I was reading it correctly, I couldn't believe my eyes.=20
> Here was a MONEY-MAKING PHENOMENON. After I got a
> pencil and paper and figured it out, I would at least get my money
> back. After determining that the program is LEGAL and NOT A CHAIN
> LETTER, I decided "WHY NOT".
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> Initially I sent out 10,000 emails. The great thing about email is that=
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> I didn't need any money for printing to send out the program, only the co=
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> to
> fulfill my orders.=20
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> In less than one week, I was starting to receive orders for REPORT #1.
> By January 13th, I had received 26 orders for REPORT #1. When you
> read the GUARANTEE in the program, you will see that "YOU MUST RECEIVE
> 15 TO 20 ORDERS FOR REPORT #1 WITHIN TWO WEEKS. IF YOU DON'T, SEND
> OUT MORE PROGRAMS UNTIL YOU DO!" My first step in making $50,000 in
> 20 to 90 days was done. By January 30th, I had received 196 orders for
> REPORT #2. =20
> If you go back to the GUARANTEE, "YOU MUST RECEIVE 100 OR MORE=20
> ORDERS FOR REPORT #2 WITHIN TWO WEEKS. IF NOT, SEND OUT MORE
> PROGRAMS UNTIL YOU DO. ONCE YOU HAVE 100 ORDERS, THE REST IS EASY,
> RELAX, YOU WILL MAKE YOUR $50,000 GOAL." Well, I had 196 orders for
> REPORT #2, 96 more than I needed. So I sat back and relaxed. By March 1=
9th,
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> of my emailing of 10,000, I received $58,000 with more coming in every da=
y.
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> I paid off ALL my debts and bought a much needed new car. Please
> take time to read the attached program, IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE
> FOREVER! Remember, it won=92t work if you don't try it. This program
> does work, but you must follow it EXACTLY! Especially the rules of
> not trying to place your name in a different place. It doesn't work,
> you'll lose out on a lot of money! REPORT #2 explains this.=20
> Always follow the guarantee, 15 to 20 orders for REPORT #1, and 100
> or more orders for REPORT #2 and you will make $50,000 or more in 20
> to 90 days. I AM LIVING PROOF THAT IT WORKS !!!
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> If you choose not to participate in this program, I'm sorry. It
> really is a great opportunity with little cost or risk to you. If you
> choose to participate, follow the program and you will be on your way
> to financial security.
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> Sincerely,
> Jim Sharpe
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> PS Do you have any idea what 11,700 $5 bills ($58,000) look like
> piled up on a kitchen table? IT'S AWESOME!
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> "NO FREE LUNCH"
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> "My late father always told me, 'remember, Alan, there is no free
> lunch in life. You get out of life what you put into it.' Through
> trial and error and a somewhat slow frustrating start, I finally
> figured it out. The program works very well, I just had to find the
> right target group of people to email it to. So far this year, I have
> made over $63,000 using this program. I know my dad would have been
> very proud of me."
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> Alan B., Philadelphia, PA
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> A PERSONAL NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM
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> By the time you have read the enclosed information and looked over the
> enclosed program and reports, you should have concluded that such a
> program, and one that is legal, could not have been created by an
> amateur.
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> Let me tell you a little about myself. I had a profitable business
> for ten years. Then in 1979 my business began falling off. I was
> doing the same things that were previously successful for me, but it
> wasn't working. Finally, I figured it out. It wasn't me, it was the
> economy. Inflation and recession had replaced the stable economy that
> had been with us since 1945. I don't have to tell you what happened
> to the unemployment rate...because many of you know from first hand
> experience. There were more failures and bankruptcies than ever
> before.
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> The middle class was vanishing. Those who knew what they were doing
> invested wisely and moved up. Those who did not, including those who
> never had anything to save or invest, were moving down into the ranks
> of the poor. As the saying goes, "THE RICH GET RICHER AND THE POOR
> GET POORER." The traditional methods of making money will never allow
> you to "move up" or "get rich", inflation will see to that.
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> You have just received information that can give you financial freedom
> for the rest of your life, with "NO RISK" and "JUST A LITTLE BIT OF
> EFFORT." You can make more money in the next few months than you have
> ever imagined.
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> I should also point out that I will not see a penny of your money, nor
> anyone else who has provided a testimonial for this program. I have
> already made over FOUR MILLION DOLLARS! I have retired from the
> program after sending out over 16,000 programs. Now I have several
> offices which market this and several other programs here in the US
> and overseas. By the Spring, we wish to market the 'Internet' by a
> partnership with AMERICA ON LINE.
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> Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do not change it in any
> way. It works exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to email a copy
> of this exciting program to everyone that you can think of. One of
> the people you send this to may send out 50,000...and your name will
> be on every one of them!. Remember though, the more you send out, the
> more potential customers you will reach.
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> So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and
> opportunity to become financially independent, IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!
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> "THINK ABOUT IT"
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> Before you delete this program from your mailbox, as I almost did,
> take a little time to read it and REALLY THINK ABOUT IT. Get a pencil
> and figure out what could happen when YOU participate. Figure out the
> worst possible response and no matter how you calculate it, you will
> still make a lot of money! Definitely get back what you invested.=20
> Any doubts you have will vanish when your first orders come in. IT
> WORKS!
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> Paul Johnson, Raleigh, NC
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> HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PROGRAM WILL MAKE YOU $$$$$$
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> Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and
> we'll assume you and all those involved send out 2,000 programs each.
> Let's also assume that the mailing receives a .5% response. Using a
> good list the response could be much better. Also many people will
> send out hundreds of thousands of programs instead of 2,000. But
> continuing with this example, you send out only 2,000 programs. With
> a .5% response, that is only 10 orders for REPORT #1. Those 10 people
> respond by sending out 2,000 programs each for a total of 20,000. Out
> of those .5%, 100 people respond and order REPORT #2. Those 100 mail
> out 2,000 programs each for a total of 200,000. The .5% response to
> that is 1,000 orders for REPORT #3. Those 1,000 send out 2,000
> programs each for a 2,000,000 total. The .5% response to that is
> 10,000 orders for REPORT #4. That's 10,000 five dollar bills for you.
> CASH!!!! Your total income in this example is $50 + $500 + $5000 +
> $50,000 for a total of $55,550!!!!
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> REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING 1,990 OUT OF 2,000 PEOPLE YOU
> MAIL TO WILL DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING... AND TRASH THIS PROGRAM!
> DARE TO THINK FOR A MOMENT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF EVERYONE
> OR HALF SENT OUT 100,000 PROGRAMS INSTEAD OF ONLY 2,000. Believe me,
> many people will do that and more! By the way, your cost to
> participate in this is practically nothing. You obviously already
> have an internet connection and email is FREE!!! REPORT#3 will show
> you the best methods for bulk emailing and purchasing email lists.
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> THIS IS A LEGITIMATE, LEGAL, MONEY MAKING OPPORTUNITY. It does not
> require you to come in contact with people, do any hard work, and best
> of all, you never have to leave the house except to get the mail. If
> you believe that someday you'll get that big break that you've been
> waiting for, THIS IS IT! Simply follow the instructions, and your
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> works perfectly...100% EVERY TIME. Email is the sales tool of the
> future. Take advantage of this non-commercialized method of
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> business using email. Get your piece of this action!!
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> MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING (MLM) has finally gained respectability. It is
> being taught in the Harvard Business School, and both Stanford
> Research and The Wall Street Journal have stated that between 50% and
> 65% of all goods and services will be sold throughout Multi-level
> Methods by the mid to late 1990's. This is a Multi-Billion Dollar
> industry and of the 500,000 millionaires in the US, 20% (100,000) made
> their fortune in the last several years in MLM. Moreover, statistics
> show 45 people become millionaires everyday through Multi-Level
> Marketing.
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> INSTRUCTIONS
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> This is the GREATEST Multi-level Mail Order Marketing anywhere:
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> Step (1) Order all four 4 REPORTS listed by NAME AND NUMBER. Do
> this
> by ordering the REPORT from each of the four 4 names listed
> on the next page. For each REPORT, send $5 CASH and a
> SELF- ADDRESSED, STAMPED envelope (BUSINESS SIZE #10) to
> the person listed for the SPECIFIC REPORT. International
> orders should also include $1 extra for postage. It is
> essential that you specify the NAME and NUMBER of the
> report requested to the person you are ordering from. You
> will need ALL FOUR 4 REPORTS because you will be REPRINTING
> and RESELLING them. DO NOT alter the names or sequence
> other than what the instructions say. IMPORTANT: Always
> provide same-day service on all orders.
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> Step (2) Replace the name and address under REPORT #1 with
> yours, moving the one that was there down to REPORT #2.
> Drop the name and address under REPORT #2 to REPORT #3,
> moving the one that was there to REPORT #4. The name and
> address that was under REPORT #4 is dropped from the list
> and this party is no doubt on the way to the bank. When
> doing this, make certain you type the names and
> addresses ACCURATELY! DO NOT MIX UP MOVING PRODUCT/REPORT
> POSITIONS!!!
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> Step (3) Having made the required changes in the NAME list, save it
> as a text (.txt) file in it's own directory to be used with
> whatever email program you like. Again, REPORT #3 will
> tell you the best methods of bulk emailing and acquiring
> email lists.
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> Step (4) Email a copy of the entire program (all of this is very
> important) to everyone whose address you can get your hands
> on. Start with friends and relatives since you can
> encourage them to take advantage of this fabulous=20
> money-making opportunity. That's what I did. And they
> love me now, more than ever. Then, email to anyone and
> everyone! Use your imagination! You can get email
> addresses from companies on the internet who specialize in
> email mailing lists. These are very cheap, 100,000
> addresses for around $35.00.
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> IMPORTANT: You won't get a good response if you use an old list, so
> always request a FRESH, NEW list. You will find out where to purchase
> these lists when you order the four 4 REPORTS.
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> ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON ALL ORDERS!!!
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> ***ORDER EACH REPORT BY NAME AND NUMBER***
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> REQUIRED REPORTS
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> ALWAYS SEND A SELF-ADDRESSED, STAMPED ENVELOPE
> AND $5 CASH FOR EACH ORDER REQUESTING THE
> SPECIFIC REPORT BY NAME AND NUMBER
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> ***REPORT #1 "HOW TO MAKE $250,000 THROUGH MULTI-LEVEL SALES"
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> ORDER REPORT #1 FROM:
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> John Davis
> 6703 Alamosa Drive
> Wilmington, NC 28405
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> ***REPORT #2 "MAJOR CORPORATIONS AND MULTI-LEVEL SALES"
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> ORDER REPORT #2 FROM:
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> DCPS =20
> 186 East Nassau =20
> Islip Terrace, NY 11752-2908
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> ***REPORT#3 "SOURCES FOR THE BEST MAILING LISTS"
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> ORDER REPORT #3 FROM:
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> Jay Scott
> 301 West 53rd Street=97Suite 2H
> NY, NY 10019=20
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> ***REPORT #4 "EVALUATING MULTI-LEVEL SALES PLANS"
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> ORDER REPORT #4 FROM:
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> David Joel
> P.O. Box 5009
> Bay Shore, NY 11706
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> CONCLUSION
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> I am enjoying my fortune that I made by sending out this program. You
> too, will be making money in 20 to 90 days, if you follow the SIMPLE
> STEPS outlined in this mailing.
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> To be financially independent is to be FREE. Free to make financial
> decisions as never before. Go into business, get into investments,
> retire or take a vacation. No longer will a lack of money hold you
> back.
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> However, very few people reach financial independence, because when
> opportunity knocks, they choose to ignore it. It is much easier to
> say "NO" than "YES", and this is the question that you must answer.=20
> Will YOU ignore this amazing opportunity or will you take advantage of
> it? If you do nothing, you have indeed missed something and nothing
> will change. Please re-read this material, this is a special
> opportunity. If you have any questions, please feel free to write to
> the sender of this information. You will get a prompt and informative
> reply.
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> My method is simple. I sell thousands of people a product for $5 that
> costs me pennies to produce and email. I should also point out that
> this program is legal and everyone who participates WILL make money.
> This is not a chain letter or pyramid scam. At times you have
> probably received chain letters, asking you to send money, on faith,
> but getting NOTHING in return, NO product what-so-ever! Not only are
> chain letters illegal, but the risk of someone breaking the chain
> makes them quite unattractive.
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> You are offering a legitimate product to your people. After they
> purchase the product from you, they reproduce more and resell them.
> It's simple free enterprise. As you learned from the enclosed
> material, the PRODUCT is a series of four 4 FINANCIAL AND BUSINESS
> REPORTS. The information contained in these REPORTS will not only
> help you in making your participation in this program more rewarding,
> but will be useful to you in any other business decisions you make in
> the years ahead. You are also buying the rights to reprint all of the
> REPORTS, which will be ordered from you by those to whom you mail this
> program. The concise one and two page REPORTS you will be buying can
> easily be reproduced at a local copy center for a cost off about 3
> cents a copy. Best wishes with the program and Good Luck!
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> "IT WAS TRULY AMAZING"
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> "Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my
> mind to participate in this program. But conservative as I am, I
> decided that the initial investment was so little that there was no
> way that I could not get enough orders to at least get my money back.=20
> BOY, was I ever surprised when I found my medium sized post office box
> crammed with orders! I will make more money this year than any ten
> years of my life before."
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> Mary Riceland, Lansing, MI
> TIPS FOR SUCCESS
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> Send for your four 4 REPORTS immediately so you will have them when
> the orders start coming in. When you receive a $5 order, you MUST
> send out the product/service to comply with US Postal and Lottery
> laws. Title 18 Sections 1302 and 1341 specifically state that: "A
> PRODUCT OR SERVICE MUST BE EXCHANGED FOR MONEY RECEIVED."
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> WHILE YOU WAIT FOR THE REPORTS TO ARRIVE:
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> 1. Name your new company. You can use your own name if you desire.
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> 2. Get a post office box (preferred).
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> 3. Edit the names and addresses on the program. You must
> remember, your name and address go next to REPORT #1 and the
> others all
> move down one, with the fourth one being bumped OFF the list.
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> 4. Obtain as many email addresses as possible to send until you
> receive the information on mailing list companies in REPORT #3.
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> 5. Decide on the number of programs you intend to send out. The
> more you send, and the quicker you send them, the more money
> you will make.
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> 6. After mailing the programs, get ready to fill the orders.
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> 7. Copy the four 4 REPORTS so you are able to sent them out as
> soon as you receive an order. IMPORTANT: ALWAYS PROVIDE
> SAME-DAY SERVICE ON ORDERS YOU RECEIVE!
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> 8. Make certain the letter and reports are neat and legible.
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> YOUR GUARANTEE
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> The check point which GUARANTEES your success is simply this: you
> must receive 15 to 20 orders for REPORT #1. This is a must!!! If you
> don't within two weeks, email out more programs until you do. Then a
> couple of weeks later you should receive at least 100 orders for
> REPORT #2, if you don't, send out more programs until you do. Once
> you have received 100 or more orders for REPORT #2, (take a deep
> breath) you can sit back and relax, because YOU ARE GOING TO=20
> MAKE AT LEAST $50,000. Mathematically it is a proven=20
> guarantee. Of those who have participated in the program and
> reached the above GUARANTEES-ALL have reached their $50,000 goal.=20
> Also, remember, every time your name is moved down the list you are in
> front of a different REPORT, so you can keep track of your program by
> knowing what people are ordering from you. IT'S THAT EASY, REALLY, IT
> IS!!!
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> REMEMBER:
> "HE WHO DARES NOTHING, NEED NOT HOPE FOR ANYTHING."
> "INVEST A LITTLE TIME, ENERGY AND MONEY NOW OR
> SEARCH FOR IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE."
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