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From: datboy[SMTP:datboy@i84.net]
Sent: Wednesday, March 19, 1997 8:02 AM
To: keira
Cc: acid-jazz
Subject: Re: Erykah Badu sound-a-likes
At 10:34 AM 3/19/97 +0100, you wrote:
>;) Keiraquai (an amalgamation of Keira - my name, and Jamiroquai...NOT
>birdseed.)
Aha! I knew it! Jamirokeiraquai!
And if you drove a car you'd be Steerajamirokeiraquai!
And if you drove drunk you'd be Steerabeerajamirokeiraquai!
And if you managed to make it to my house you'd be
Steerabeerahereajamirokeiraquai!
And if it were strange that you behaved in this manner you'd be
Steerabeerahereaqueerajamirokeiraquai!
And if Bambi were outside at the moment you'd be
Deerasteerabeerahereaqueerajamirokeiraquai!
And if for some reason your grandmother witnessed all of this, you'd be
Dearadeerasteerabeerahereaqueerajamirokeiraquai!
And if my grandmother (who only speaks Spanish) were wanting all of the
family to come see, you'd be
Miradearadeerasteerabeerahereaqueerajamirokeiraquai!
(Someone stop me before I explode.)
And if Erykah Badu sang Frank Sinatra standards would she be Erykah
Badubedubedu?