Re: + Coldcut - Kleptomania +
Taiwo A. Okusanya
Sat, 7 Feb 1998 14:53:10 -0000
> > HEAVEN'S GROCERY STORE
>>> > =========================
>>> >
>>> > I was walking down life's highway a long time ago.
One day I
>>> > saw a sign that read; "HEAVEN'S GROCERY STORE". As
I got
>>> > a little closer the door came open wide, and when
I came to myself
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > I was standing inside. I saw a host of ANGELS.
They were standing
>>> > everywhere. One handed me a basket and said, "My
Child, shop with
>>> >care". Everything a Christian needed was in that
grocery store. If
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >you
>>> >couldn't carry all that you need, you could come
back the next day
>>> >for more.
>>> > First, I got some PATIENCE. LOVE was in the same
row.
>>> > Further down was UNDERSTANDING. You need that
everywhere you go.
>>> > I got a box or two of WISDOM, a bag or two of
FAITH. I just
>>> >couldn't miss the HOLY GHOST, for it was all over
the place. I
>>> >stopped to get
>>> >some STRENGTH and COURAGE to help me run this race.
By then my basket
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > was getting full, but I remembered I needed some
GRACE. I didn't
>>> >forget SALVATION, for SALVATION was free, so I tried
to get enough of
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >that
>>> >to save both you and me. Then I started up to the
counter to pay my
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >grocery bill, for I thought I had everything to do
the MASTER'S
>>> >will. As I
>>> >went up the aisle, I saw PRAYER and I just had to
put that in, for I
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >knew when
>>> >I stepped outside, I could run into sin. PEACE AND
JOY were plentiful;
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > they
>>> >were last on the shelf. SONG and PRAISE were
hanging near, so I
>>> >just helped
>>> >myself. Then I said to the angel, "Now, how much do
I owe?" He smiled
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >and
>>> >said, "Just take them everywhere you go." Again, I
smiled and said,
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >"How
>>> >much do I really owe?" He smiled again and said:
>>> >
>>> > "MY CHILD, JESUS PAID YOUR BILL A LONG, LONG TIME
AGO."
>>> > ALL THINGS WHATSOEVER YOU SHALL ASK IN PRAYER,
>>> > BELIEVING, YOU SHALL RECEIVE." (MATTHEW 21:22)
>>> >
>>> >This notice has been sent to you for good luck. The
original is
>>> >from the Netherlands. It has been round the world 9
times. This luck
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >has now
>>> >been brought to you. You will receive good luck
within six days of
>>> >receiving this letter providing you, in turn send it
back out.
>>> >
>>> > This is not a joke. You will receive it in the
mail. Send copies of
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >this letter to people you think need good luck. DO
NOT SEND MONEY
>>> > for it has no price on it. Do not keep this
letter. It must leave
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >your hands 90 hours after you receive it.
>>> >
>>> > Please send twenty copies of this letter and see
what happens
>>> > on the 6th day. This chain came from Venezuela and
was written
>>> > by Saul Anthony Lavoid, a missionary from South
America. I myself,
>>> > forward this to you, but it is sent anonymously to
you.
>>> >
>>> > Since this chain makes a tour of the world, you
must make twenty
>>> > identical copies and send them to friends,
relatives, and associates.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > After a few days you will get a surprise.. this is
true even if you
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >are
>>> > superstitious or not.
>>> >
>>> > Take note of the following:
>>> >
>>> > Constantin Ladd received the chain in 1953, he
asked his secretary
>>> >to make 20 copies and send them out. After a few
days he won the
>>> >lottery for $20,000.00 in his country. Carlo
Baditt, an office
>>> >employee,
>>> >received the chain and forgot about it. A few days
later he lost
>>> >his job. He
>>> >found the chain letter and sent it out to twenty
people the next day.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Five
>>> >days laterhe got a better job. For no reason should
this chain be
>>> >broken.
>>> >
>>> > REMEMBER, SEND NO MONEY. Please do not Ignore.
IT WORKS.
>>> >
>>> >____
>>> >love, luck and **pixie dust**
>>> >
>>> >j a e m i
>>> >
>>> ><Internet Distribution List>
>>> >TO: welcome@bonusmail.com
>>> >TO: Bigfoot602@aol.com
>>> >TO: stouffer@ionet.net
>>> >TO: cloverbaby@aol.com
>>> >TO: jmartin@agt.net
>>> >TO: jaysue3@worldnet.att.net
>>> >TO: jerleaf@ionet.net
>>> >TO: Locomoreno@aol.com
>>> >TO: pookie3@primenet.com
>>> >TO: sec0530@usl.edu
>>> >TO: holcombe@imap3.asu.edu
>>> >TO: CdSJaztec@aol.com
>>> >
>>> >
>>> ><Distribution List>
>>> > (SLDW11B), name unlisted
>>> > (QPXT49A), EDWIN JETT
>>> > (VYPX55F), JO TAYLOR
>>> > (SGAQ07A), KENNETH SLEIGHT
>>> > (BSPT81C), name unlisted
>>> >
>>> >
>>> ><< End of Forwarded message >>
>>> >
>>> ><Internet Distribution List>
>>> >TO: g_swanson@juno.com
>>> >TO: mackowi5@pilot.msu.edu
>>> >
>>> >
>>> ><Distribution List>
>>> > (MDGH48D), WENDY COCHRAN
>>> > (KKPG16D), name unlisted
>>> > (RJTV72D), MIKE MAYERS
>>> > (FNWU74B), name unlisted
>>> > (DMGM57C), RHIANON PRICE
>>> >
>>> >
>>> ><< End of Forwarded message >>
>>> >
>>> ><Prodigy Distribution List>
>>> >TO: KGUR63A
>>> >
>>>
>>>
>>>
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