From: Velanche Stewart (vstewart@calpoly.edu)
Date: Fri Dec 13 2002 - 05:56:54 CET
**1. Tosca – Dehli 9 ****(G-Stone) 2xCD-R & 12”**
**Two men in white suits and a really nice tree?**
**2. Cuica – City to City**** (Ubiquity) 2xLP**
**Album! Vinyl! Percussion! Bass! Girls! Telephone numbers! Panties!**
**3. Moonstarr & John Kong – Yesterdays Beginning**** (Do Right) 12****”**
**Nasty! Dirty! Tribal! Broken! More bass! More numbers! More panties! **
**4. Jol - Cool Cat (Swell Session remix)****(**?) CD-R
At 5.19 mins I had to go to the bathroom?
**5. Albanek - Walk away (Swell Session remix)****(**ecco.chamber) CD-R
You will all get your CD-R’s next week? Yippee!
**6. Hird feat Yukimi Nagano - Keep you Kimi (Hird and Plej
mixes)****(**DNM) CD-R
Have you Hird the news! Well, you should have by now?
**7. Soul Serenaders - ****China**** Doll** (?) CD-R
Ridiculous cover version! Cuki all damp! Back to the bathroom.
**8. Bobby Hughes Combination – Kerma Elastica (Nicola Conte
remix)****(Stereo Deluxe) 7”**
**Is ****Nippon**** in love with Nicola or what? **
**9. Damn - Gingolds Jackpot** (Raw Fusion) 12"
Just in case Fela ever hung out with Mad Mats.
*10. Aflex Combo – Deep within you* (Perfect Toy) 12”
The title says it all! Let me get deep within!
Star date 0002002,7,12. A solitary space vehicle navigates around dark
star PJ 565789. This star is located some big number light-years away in
the constellation known as Andromeda. Funny little green men with egg
shaped heads tune into the intergalactic airwaves to hear the latest
Cosmo footie scores from Black Hole premier division SX57935! What they
get instead, is some bad ass booming B lines 2.2 billion light years
away! Kruder, Dorfmeister and some bloke called Peterson have taken over
these intergalactic airwaves and are creating mucho illness though sonic
waves from a little ol’ planet called Earth. This planet is in a galaxy
called the Milky Way, and somehow, in this infinite capsule of space and
time, there just wasn’t any other place to be in the universe that
night. The funny little green men with egg shaped heads stuck it in
fifth gear and made their way to the Flex club in Vienna to check out
the musical disturbance!
So what’s with this addy then? Somehow the format looks familiar! We’ve
been here before ah? Time to roll up a choice funny cigarette, sit back
and get totally lost for a few dreamy nano seconds. Lost in something
completely without explanation or reason but still appearing in your
inbox and therefore ‘you seemed to be interested’! Do not fear, the only
virus contained, is in the writers head! Norton, McAfee haven’t got a
Danny LaRue! God, that almost rhymes with ’clue’! Some may feel an
immediate need to bath in a pool of lemonade flavoured vodka! This is
normal, do not fight it! This HTML biz coming live and direct from the
tub too!
And this week? Well, Cuki went to Bombay! Is that cool or what! What
else! Err, well the Yo! locked himself out of the new Stupid studio and
got burnt for 220 bucks or euros or whatever they are called. Watch out
for the Yo!, he is coming. When? Well, that is a mystery, even to him!
BTW, it wasn’t the Bombay in India, but the Bombay restaurant on
Neubaugasse in the 7^th district of Vienna. And I can tell you that the
Chicken Korma and Naan bread is ‘kicking’ boys and girls! Nearly as
delicious and as recommend as the lovely Stina who was also in
attendance. Are you lost yet? Don’t worry, you will be! Other news is
that Elisabeth still has the softest skin in Vienna! Out went Tiramisu
and in came Eispalatschinke! A sort of pancake dish with ice cream! And
it is soft all over too! The skin that is, not the pancakes! Though the
pancakes were ‘rocking it’ I may add! I’m still dribbling about them to
tell you the truth! Ruth! What happened to the ‘Chris’ Stina? Can we do
it again Elisabeth! Err, the pancakes that is! Wanna dribble again? So
is this really true? Could this be the return? The long awaited return?
Are your eyes telling you porky pies? Are there little green men with
egg shaped heads sitting next to you? Well it sure does look like the C,
the U, the K, the I, the P, and so on and so on! Super sharp shooting
from the new and improved Bootsville PC etc. And the girl with the
softest skin, her sister Anna popped into Vienna for one mad night too.
And that wasn’t bad at all! 5 glasses of red wine, and the plush
furnishings of the upper tier at Porgy and Bess helped the cause. We may
have to move to Salzburg for more then just the soft H2O? Maybe there
weren’t any funny green men at the Flex? Maybe Dr Boots got his measures
mixed up with the vodka and Red Bull? And you’ll never guess what? The
complete hard drive of the Bootsville PC got salvaged. Pics, music,
e-mail addy’s, the works. It’s all here. Maybe he was supposed to do 5
parts Red Bull to 1 part vodka? Shit! He thought it was 5 parts vodka to
1 part Red Bull. Also, the lovely Irena came to stay at the new
Bootsville and that wasn’t bad either. And Ana, the girl who broke a
nail on the dance floor, came to stay at Bootsville also. Ali G
obviously never ever went to Slovenia. Check the Ljubljana page in the
brown and orange book earthlings? What a Berkshire numbnut he is. LJ has
some of the tidiest gall ever reproduced. As I said, dinner with Stina
was cool. After dinner with Miss Soft Skin was even cooler. Or should I
say a bit hot? Joseph Malik at Porgy and Bess was excellent, and
Peterson along with Pepe K and Dr Rich caused nuff chaos at the Flex.
Little green men liked it too we think? Elisabeth’s pancakes rocked the
Cuki! Did I tell ya this? I’m sure I did. Hanging out with little sista,
is still the coolest thing in ol’ Vienna town for the Cuki though.
Didn’t know I had a little Viennese sister did ya? Kinda cute she is
too! Signing declarations and guarantees with little sis, to get totally
wrecked is the new lick here. And Cynthia, I have question for you? Is
the tattoo of Bart on YOUR belly button? 7 Kgs sends his love BTW! And
all you really need is a Subject? The crazy Colorado’s were locked up in
a studio somewhere with their paint brushes and guitars getting ready
for something bigger then the cat that looks like Kenny Dope. 25 glasses
of red wine, 8 gluweins, 4 white wines, 14 lemonade alcoholic drinks,
lost count of the measures of vodka, 9 grappa’s, and 35 cups of strong
black coffee passed the lips of Dr Boots these last weeks. Other things
did too! And I’m asking myself, do penguins have cold arses? Sure do
feel like a penguin marooned on an iceberg these last few days! It is
feakin’ freezing in Vienna. Wanna buy some Christmas jewellery? Then
check http://www.mrbling.com/ And Alex, if I forget your name one more
time, then I is banned from Gelee Royal forever. BTW, can you put me on
the guest list for the next six months bro? Joshua’s mum is pretty cool
too. We love Sina? And red wine! And pancakes! We kinda like Stina too!
Anybody feeling the second CD in the new Tosca package? Boys look mighty
fine on the front don’t they? Barbara, when can I have my plants back?
Elisabeth, when can I have my pants back? Man from Portugal, that CD is
blowing up bro. What we call hush hush hush! What’s up Senor wavy red
hair? 7 Kgs says ‘meow’! He’s reacting heavily to the cat sample and
wants to get his leg over your source. So can anybody please give me the
correct measurements for a Red Bull vodka drink? My measures cause
little green men to dance naked in front of me in night clubs, and
little sister ain’t any the wiser either. She can’t even find her phone!
She is a little princess though. Shouts to the Al. And the waitress in
Ra’main? Some peeps asked for a break in the text! Here it is!
That was it, happy now? And Elisabeth, after we done the
pancakes, what can we do then? Annihilated is a word that comes to mind
this week! And probably the next one too! And the week after that!
Little funny green men with egg shaped heads feeling the new Voom Voom
track. I saw them strutting their stuff! Jasmine looked kinda cool at
the Flex. All the way from Graz. Say hi to Vanessa for me, but don’t
tell her about the Cuki alcohol problem please Jasmine. What alcohol
problem? And yes, there really is a galaxy known as Andromeda. And those
who don’t believe me, check out http://digilander.libero.it/caricacell/
The same funny little green men told me also that Kruder has big time
fan club runnings on PJ 565789. His new electro boogie eighties stylee
remixes really ‘doing it’ out there in the outer regions of Andromeda.
There are a few black holes in Vienna too. I know, I got most of their
telephone numbers. Cuki picks them? A little erasing needed we think. If
arseholes could fly, this place would be a freakin’ airport! Petersons
musical disturbances are still the dogs doughnuts though. The MAN never
lets ya down. And this newsletter goes out to 10 zillion folk’s
worldwide, magazines, publications, websites and the girl who works at
the pizzeria around the corner. Err well, Mr Ernesto in Gonkyberg reads
it! And can all you cats send your records to the below addy! The old
Bootsville is no more! And it’s 5 in the am so I gotta dream about
panties and pancakes, lemonade vodka, Chicken Korma’s and penguins!
Till the next time, stay lovely and say hello to the little green men
for me!
Cukipapa
Alan Brown
Soul Seduction Distribution
Gonzagagasse 19,
A-1010 Vienna,
Austria
Mob/SMS +43 699 1260 4000
cukipapa@chello.at <mailto:cukipapa@soulseduction.com>
………………………… Err, what you doing down here? Go away!
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