From: Velanche Stewart (vstewart_at_calpoly.edu)
Date: 2003-02-09 04:27:01
attached mail follows:
V/A - Be Arisionable (Arision) CD-R
Check the Domu track, then check the strings on the Hopper track! Ouch!
Spacek - Vintage HiTech (K7) CD-R & 12"
ALBUM! La Bougie is making me damp! Skanking hip hop
Voom:Voom - Baby 3 (Compost) 12"
Patient K and selected Bavarian friends skank the ladiez!
Zuco 103 - Treasure (Gerd 4lux remix)(Ziriguiboom) CD-R
Brazilian vocals, broken beats! You'll be needing diapers!
Quant feat Ernesto's - Miracle man (ecco.chamber) CD-R
Shit the bed! And its not even finished yet! Top Gonky skank!
Paine - Spontaneous (Volcov remixes)(Temposhere) CD-R
Skanking Milano nujazz bizniz!
Soulstance - The time (Schema) CD-R
Skanking Ishtar bossa tuna! Nippon will be soaking
Freddie Kruger - The Hustle (B boy disco edit)(Jugglin) CD-R
Skanking boogie thang! Mats comes through yet again
Megablast feat Kerry Ann Jones - Feel Alive (Stereo Deluxe) CD-R
Skanking Viennese new nujazzer!
Playin 4 the City - The Share EP (La Rosiere) 12"
Worthing sharing and skanking, P4TC go broken, believe.
V/A - Future Sound of Jazz Vol 9 (Compost) 3xLP
Gonkyburg well represented, Mr Compost knows a good skank!
Spaceboys - Space is the place (Nylon) CD-R
Portugal is the place too? Ridiculous cover version
Rima - Forward (JCR) 12"
Skank around my belly button in your high heels!
Gotan Project - Santa Marie (Pepe Bradock remix)(Ya Basta) 12"
Julian in skanking Detroit stylee?
Shaun Escoffery - Let it go (Jazzanova remix)(Oyster) 12"
I'm checking myself to see if I am still skanking?
Vinia Mojica - Guilt Junkie (Giant Step) CD-R
And Ted was right? Giant Step are skanking!
DJ Rells - Diggin' in Brownswood (Stones Throw) CD-R
West London now west coast. Madlib goes broken!
Loopless - Waiting in vain (Nylon) CD-R
Loving it! This waiting will be worth it!
Jazzinho - Constelacao (Quant remix)(ecco.chamber) CD-R
Via northwest London! It's another 'Oh my God' from Gonkyburg!
Pressure Drop - Unify (Maddslinky remix)(?) CD-R
Pressure Drop get skanked! Remix project back on!
Dissidenten - Shine on me (Raphael UFO & Pentagon remix)(Exil) 12"
Super solo remix and respect to the Zanzibar.
MJ Cole - Wondering why (Recloose dub)(Talkin Loud) 12"
Matt never let me down. Another nappy change!
David Walters - Song 4 Letta (Ya Basta) CD-R
Afro skank, broken and true to the source
Jol - Going down (Quant and Plej mixes)(April) 12"
Funky! Jonas and Jabo's 'enormous' in the 03!
Duplex - Rebuild II (Gerd 4lux remix) (Clone) 12"
If its broken, don't fix it! Gerd's 2nd ruffest skank to date!
DJ Spinna feat Shaun Escoffery - Music in me (BBE/Rapster) CD
Baaaaaaaaad tuna! Not fishy at all!
Dutch Rhythm Combo - Go Dutch EP(Pulver) 12"
Haaksman brothers skank the new Pulver.
Steppah Huntah - Olesscoop (Soultronik) 12"
Bring on da Croissants! Skanking choco flava!
Quantic Soul Orchestra - Hold it down (Tru Thoughts) CD-R
4 Hero get Quantized. Old school skank
Wagon Cookin - Mar (Truby Trio remix)(Debail) 12"
It's Ken from the Hudson People! And his mates. Hello Ken!
Rednose Distrikt - Scumbag (Rushhour) 12"
Even Scumbags skank?
Joel Harrison - What U Got? (Foundation) CD-R
Niceness, Foundation coming on strong
Putsch 79 - 1300EP (Clone) 12"
Found this in the vinyl mountain!Shiiiiiiiiit!
Lok 44 - Ghetto of the mind (Trust) 12"
Skanking piece of Electro. Cuki in the mode!
Albanek - Walk away (Swell Session remix)(ecco.chamber) 12"
Yo! VINYL! Senor wavy red hair and Ernesto come through. Really wet!
Charles Williams - Standing in the Way (Lifesaver) 7"
Must have been one helluva skanking Finnish bunny?
King Britt - Adventures in Lo-Fi (BBE/Rapstar) CD-R
Off the scale! Even with Roadrunner in the background! Meep meep!
The Wach feat Alison Evelyn - Longer (Kerbkrawler) 12"
In there also a N, a Ukwa and a Tony! Kerbkrawling the new thing!
Jol - Cool Cat (Swell Session remix)(?) CD-R
At 5.19 mins Cuki had to go to the bathroom!
Hird - Keep you Kimi (Hird and Plej mixes)(DNM) 12"
Have you Hird the news! Yes, the Hird is skanking!
1. Crazy Colorado chick! 2. Yo! & another crazy Colorado? 3. Favourite
Boots Tee! 4.Skanking Cuki! 5. Violetta.
6. Thienfeld, Graz. 7. Stereotyp & Sara 8. Yo! skanking right hook on da
Cuki! 9. DJ Chupa Chup. 10. A Stoned!
11. Breaky with Anja! 12. Yo! checking for what? 13. 7 kgs woopsie or
chocolate banana? 14. Girl in blue! 15. Dub club.
12.47, wake up to 7 kgs the cosmic cat skanking at my bedroom door!
12.55, stumble to living room and switch on PC to check e mails. 13.03,
still really drowsy and not sure if that is a 7 kgs woopsie or a
chocolate banana on the coffee table! 13.05, hit bathroom, no coffee in
here, try kitchen! 13.24, decide to have new haircut! 13.25, reasonably
happy with new haircut! 13.27, can't help but notice that I've put black
socks on today! Worry that maybe I am turning Viennese, and ask myself
what could come next? Maybe turkey chest/breast in breadcrumbs pan fried
to a delicious golden brown? Err, get really scared by this and dismiss
thoughts immediately! 13.28, worry also that the forthcoming war in the
middle east will cause worldwide shortage of Chupa Chups? 13.34, decide
I need yet another haircut! 13.36, feel much better, this one the real
deal! 13.52, SMS from Sabine, its in a foreign language, probably
German! 13.53, reply with 'luv ya boots, stay extra lovely' and 'bussi
baba'. 13.54, Sabine calls and asks what I know about the situation in
the Alps regarding snow! 13.55, I tell her I know about a mountainous
range in Europe called the Alps, but that I don't do situations or
forecast the weather. 13.57, we decide that skiing could happen, if we
can find time, and probably in the Alps, and maybe with each other!
14.01, first Chupa Chup of the day! Peach and cream flavour, yummy.
Thought for a moment, ................... no can't tell you, too shy!
14.05, check more e mails and send replies. Get mail from top Moscow
dude Ilya that reads "îÁ ÒÕÓÓËÉÊ ×ooÔs ÎÁÚ×ÁÎÉÅ sËaÉËiÉg pops ×izniz
ÓÂÏÒÎÉËÁ "DesÔiÐatioÐ:OuÔ" ÍÏÖÎÏ ËillÁ sÅlecÔ ÐÏÐÒÏÂÏ×ÁÔØ ÂuÉÉies
worldwide ÐÅÒÅ×ÅÓÔÉ ÐÒÉÍÅÒÎÏ so weÔ Îe Îas to carrÞ a Ôowel arouÉd wiÔh
Îim ËÁË "ðÕÎËÔ ÎÁÚÎÁÞÅÎÉÑ: ôÕÄÁ". üÔÁ ËÏÍÐÉÌÑÃÉÑ -ÁÕÄÉÏ-ÏÞÅÒË, dÄÍp Äll
ovÚr tÎe plÄce ÒÁÓÓËÁÚ Yo! ÂuÐÐies off tÎe fÑiggiÉg scÄle Ï ÎÅÏÂÙÞÎÙÈ
ÐÏÅÚÄËÁÈ, ÍÅÓÔÁÈ, ÇÄÅ ÐÏÂÙ×ÁÌ áÌÁÎ, ÍÕÚÙËÁÎÔÁÈ, ÄÉ-ÄÖÅÑÈ É ÐÒÏÓÔÏ ÌÀÄÑÈ.
Have no idea what Ilya is banging on about, but love his boots anyway!
Hope your PC supports Russian text? 14.15, Dude in Italy sends me a link
<http://62.210.133.45/bahianese.htm> http://62.210.133.45/bahianese.htm
Have fun pretending I am Cuica, Nicole Conte and Zero dB without the
knobs. Then another dude, this one from Scandinavia sends me
<http://www.discosquirrels.com/> http://www.discosquirrels.com Find
myself reminiscing about top tunas 'San Francisco', 'Fire Island' and
'Mucho man', and extra tight fitting jeans and lumberjack shirts? 14.28,
Think about growing a really hairy moustache? Get really scared by this
thought! 14.29, Chupa Chup finished! 14.30, decide that it would be a
good idea to go to the office and do some work. 14.31, decide to stay at
home, play some music and have another coffee instead! 14.32, Go through
5 new twelve's in the vinyl mountain. Only 247 to go! Get scared by the
amount of unplayed records and CD's at Bootsville! 14.45, do decide this
time to go to work. 14.47, out the door and walking along
Gumpendorferstrasse to Kettenbruckengasse station. 14.50, board U4 train
to Schottering and sit next to old lady with grey shoes and brown laces!
Get scared again. 14.51, old lady gets off at Karlsplatz, relief!
Getting scared too much today we think! 14.58, switch on another PC at
the office and open big brown envelopes with records inside! 14.59,
check out more links, this one again from Mr Skovs in Scandinavia
<http://www.hedning.no/hedning/arkiv/flash/jesus.html>
http://www.hedning.no/hedning/arkiv/flash/jesus.html also checked out
<http://home.chello.no/~siamak.javid/etc/NewAirportSecurity.swf>
http://home.chello.no/~siamak.javid/etc/NewAirportSecurity.swf checked
this one out many times in fact! Does anyone have her phone number?
Would be cool if someone did. 15.07, spend many hours being King Tubby
and Augustus Pablo and Studio 1 engineer at
<http://www.infinitewheel.com/infinite_wheel.html>
http://www.infinitewheel.com/infinite_wheel.html All time favourite
link. Never get to grips though with <http://www.rhymerator.com/>
http://www.rhymerator.com/ and decide to leave office. 18.43, leave
office. 18.56, think about getting some records together for bash at the
Flex. Think about alcohol too. Think about this more then I care to
mention actually. Think that lemonade was made for Vodka and that
vinegar is a waste of wine!
00.39, arrive at Flex, sort myself out a bullshit lemonade (sorry
Smirnoff). Susie in control and as sweet as ever. Flex feeling fine, or
should I say irie? 00.48, have a little dance, or should I say a little
skank? 01.40, get ready to play some tuna's. 01.42, girl asks me if I
play 'big beat' or 'break beat'? I reply with "I play 'broken beat'
honey"! She wiggles a little uncomfortably and wanders off to talk to a
tree or something. 01.44, Yo! is playing skank after skank, top ranking
stuff. Yo! bunnies losing it on the floor big time as he drops Senor
wavy red hair remix. 01.46, Dr Boots drinks another bullshit lemonade
and replies with new Patient K, production. Also have another little
dance! 01.52, Chupa Chup tasting fine, choco vanilla flava! 01.59, Yo!
cleavage ladiez flooring it once again! Everything on the low cut this
evening! 02.22, phone call from Snorre aka Butti 49! Cuki the first name
on his SIM card we think, another ghost call. 02.35, Cuki gets out his
best weapons, new Rima twelve, hush hush from Stereotyp and Megablast
included. 02.45, girl who talked to tree or something is finally
skanking, all good. Cuki has a little dance too. 02.57, crazy Colorado
grabs the mic and bunnies lose it to new P4TC twelve. 03.36, some girl
asks what my name is? "DJ Chupa Chup" I tell her as I suck profusely on
a pink grapefruit lolly. Think she believes me. Get scared by this!
Refrain from taking her telephone number! Have I regained my sanity at
last? Mmmm, who knows? 03.37, Ask myself "should've checked the colour
of her shoes and laces". 03.48, Gumix is back where he belongs, Dub Club
is back in good hands and nuff skanking going on. 03.52, sucking on
stick, time for another bullshit lemonade we think. 03.55, think about
kebab! 03.56, go to the toilet to feed the horses instead?
04.56, make my way back to Bootsville. 05.06, switch on PC and check e
mails. Get one e mail from some Doctor in Nigeria who wants to deposit
25 million dollars into my bank account? Mmmm, this sounds interesting?
Though I resist his very generous offer, I give him the complete address
book of Bootsville (that includes you) and tell him that my many friends
look forward to hearing from him. Also get nice e mail from lovely folks
Mr & Mrs Buddy Holly in Budapest telling me about mad Peter Finch and
what they have been up to of late, and also to check out crazy Haze at
<http://www.stereo69.hu/works.html> http://www.stereo69.hu/works.html
05.15, 7 kgs the cosmic cat is chasing invisible spirits around my
living room! He does this often! Not scared anymore. 06.20, feed the
horses one last time. 06.23, bed. 07.16, dream about drinking bullshit
lemonade on a beach in the Caribbean with skanking tuna's playing in the
background and Miss Softskin feeding me Chupa Chups while she puffs on a
funny! All good in Cartoonland. Zzzzzzzzzzzz.
Till the next time, stay lovely, luv ya boots, bussi baba, Cuki out.
Alan Brown. Soul Seduction Distribution, Gonzagagasse 19, A-1010 Vienna,
Austria.
Mob/SMS +43 699 1260 4000, e-mail cukipapa_at_chello.at, ICQ #, 177682136
No pics down here!
Just some dude in a orange sweater skanking up the same samples over and
over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and .................