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No Joke! That's a record Box! Though you could be mistaken for thinking it
is a family sized tin of sardines? It belonged to a man like Richard
Whittingham, label don of the superlative <http://diffdrum.co.uk/>
Different Drummer records outta Birmingham UK. This box probably had some
very hot musical biscuits in there! Guess what airline he flew folks?
Got a bit fed up with just the ear, so this week we focus on ELBOW of the
week!
The main function of the elbow is of course to position & stabilise the hand
during scratching and spinning. At first, the elbow seems like a simple
hinge. But when the complexity of the interaction of the elbow with the
forearm and wrist is understood, it is easy to see why the elbow can cause
multiple DJ problems when it does not function correctly. A weak elbow don't
cut it in the DJ booth guys! Part of what makes us human is the way we are
able to use our hands. Effective use of our hands requires stable, painless
elbow joints. Note here the choice position of Pedro K and the lovely
position he holds on the humerus (the upper arm bone), the ulna (the larger
bone of the forearm, on the opposite side of the thumb). This technique will
no doubt make the girls scream and shout for even more vintage analogue
musical equipment! First correct answer to who's elbow this is, wins some
lovely medial epicondyle tissue.
This weeks Chupa shout out goes to the Mann! Mr Nick Mann in fact! Big up
your boobies sir, that is one helluva Chupa suprise bro. 100 X-treme sour
Chupa's with bubblegum centers arriving at Bootsville specially gifted
wrapped in stunning <http://www.stereodeluxe.com/> Stereo Deluxe packaging!
Big kiss to all the crew at SD HQ.
This is the moment when Cuki's girlfriend knew she was going to get the best
sex ever!!!!!!!!
LOEBER STEINMAN & DE LOYD
85 Greene Street New York, NY 10012
Dear publishers of the Bootsville Post,
On behave of our client Patient K. aka Pepe Internationale ake pbay aka DJ
Ladykiller aka Mister 'my vintage brings all the boys to the yard and damn
right its better than yours' aka ... we would like you to know that we are
intending to sue your company for the unauthorised publishing of a picture
of our client to promote your release SUKURA AURAL BLISS Vinyl.
Our client told us the he was, while the picture was taken, under the heavy
influence of alcohol which was mixed with the forbidden substance Lulu Gak
that is normally used to make little Japanese schoolgirls take off and sell
their underwear. This technique is known to be used by a vicious ring of
international money-makers with headquarters in Vienna that is spearheaded
by the evil Dr. Boots and runs under the company name of Soil Seduction.
Further investigations brought to daylight that Dr. Boots is a secret
investor for the Bootsville Post and also the head of a CDR distribution
ring that spreads CD's of material so brand new and fresh that in most cases
the artists on these CD's don't even know that they will be making these
tunes someday.
We are intending to sue the publishers of the Bootsville Post for the sum of
$10.000.000 and this is a non negotiable deal. Our client offered the
possibility of a settlement which must be a face to face confrontation with
the evil Dr. Boots at Kent Restaurant without the involvement of bodyguards,
neither male or female, and no bribes and this also excludes the offer of
livelong supply of Japanese schoolgirl underwear and red hot CDRs.
On behave of our other client Mister Nik Nippon we would like to discuss
your fee for your phenomenal rise of his sex appeal . Mister Nippon stated
that since his picture was printed in the Bootsville Post that there was not
a single minute where he was not surrounded by a bunch of willing Japanese
groupies. On the other hand he had a brief thought about suing you as well
since the young ladies kept on stealing his beloved M&S long-johns. Mister
Nippon has now accepted this as part of the game a proper C.E.G.D.J has to
play.
We are awaiting your response,
Sincerely
Loeber Steinman & De Loyd
Bootsville law firm C. T. Bardsley and partners were unavailable for comment
late last night, but are believed to be instigating retaliatory measures to
combat such hostile measures by the accusing company.
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Wayne Bridge - Sidefooter (White Hart recordings) TV
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Hird feat. Yukimi Nagano - I love you my friends (Vocal mix)(DNM)
CD-R
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Stereotyp feat. Paul St Hilaire - Pon Remote/Stand up (G-Stone) CD-R
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Joseph Malik - Aquarius Songs (Compost) CD-R
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Panic feat. Chick-A-Boo - Jam (Charlie Dark remix)(Bitches Brew)
CD-R
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Jazzanova - Let your heart be free (Sonar Kollektiv) 12"
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Vertente - Chuva (Far Out) CD-R
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Nuspirit Helsinki - Honest/Seis Por Ocho (Jazzanova/Azymuth
remixes)(Sonar Kollektiv) 12"
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Banzai Republic - Where the fun starts early in the morning (Music
for Dreams) CD-R
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Umod - Tromboline/On the down low (Sonar Kollektiv) 12"
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Teddy Rok Seven - Universal Four (Jupitor) CD
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The Rotating Assembly - Natural Aspiration (Sound Signature) CD-R
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Just One - Love2Love (Neroli) 12"
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Peven Everett - Kissing game (Kindred Spirits) CD-R
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Amel Larrieux - Giving something up (Bliss life) CD
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Intuit feat. Andy Bey - Planet Birth/Western sunrise (Xantone Blacq
remix) (Compost) 12"
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Jef Gilson et "Malagasy" - Zao (Isma'a) CD-R
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Subjekt - Be my Chicago (Atjazz remix)(Freerange) CD-R
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Jazzinho - Astral (Gerd remix)(ecco.chamber) 12"
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Collage - 12'50 (Wool recordings) CD-R
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Platnum - Platnum EP (Sonar Kollektiv) 12"
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RSL - The mast (Love will be strong)(Subtub players) CD-R
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Matty Heilbronn feat. Monique Bingham - Go Getter (mixes)(Papa)
2x12"
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Francisco Mora - Amazona (Kindred Spirits) 12"
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Albanek - Free Wire (Moonstarr remix)(ecco.chamber) 12"
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Nicola Conte - Nefertiti (Schema) 12"
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Magicnumber - Fly away (Liquid people mix)(Stereo Deluxe) 12"
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John Arnold - Inside (Henrik Schwarz mix)(Ubiquity) CD-R
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Innocent Sorcerers - Gold (Perfect Toy) CD-R
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Gerardo Frisina - Latin seeds/African seeds (Schema) 12"
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Brown Sugar - On the moon (Sunshine Enterprises) CD-R
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The Q Continuum - Spread love (Jupitor) 12"
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Build An Ark - Peace With Every Step (Todosonidos) CD
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Various - Worldwide 4 (Talkin Loud) 4x10"
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Rima - Subdued/O Vento dira (Amp Fiddler & Rima remixes)(Compost)
12"
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Jazzanova - Glow & Glare/Dance the dance (Ame/Atjazz remixes)(Sonar
Kollektiv) 12"
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Porks Watch - Million Toes (Extented & Marion Cobra remixes)(Q-Tape)
CD-R
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Paul Murphy - Jazz Rooms (Spiritual South remix)(Afro Art) CD-R
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A Bossa Electrica - Vej O Sol (Spiritual South remix)(Raw Fusion)
CD-R
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Renovation Unlimited feat Roy Ayers - Antonata (Obliqsound) CD-R
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Intuit - Intuit (Compost) CD-R
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Da Lata - Can it be (Spiritual South remix)(Palm Beats) 12"
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Markus Enochson feat. E Man - Sweet love (Alex Phountzi
mix)(Flamingo Disco) CD-R
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Moonsoon - Rockin (Dimlite & Metaboman mixes)(Wool recordings) 12"
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Ohmega Watts feat. the Lifesavers - A request (Ubiquity) 12"
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Kahuun - Striladans (Ernesto's remix)(HiFi Terapi) 12"
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Pastaboys feat. Wunmi - Free your mind/The Chant/Babalawo (Irma
Unlimited) 2xLP
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Various - Spain is different (HiTop) CD-R
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Various - Forum West (Sonar Kollektiv) 2xLP
This could be a big month for you! This month holds the first eclipse of the
year, lo and behold, in Aries on April 19. You may find yourself boarding a
KLM Fokker 50 at Amsterdam Schiphol airport for a momentous journey. Do not
be alarmed by the rapid descend prior to landing or the 'firm' touchdown, or
even the rows of fire engines on the tarmac. If you were born in the middle
or third week of April, fasten your seat belts again for this is no time for
the timid. Mercury will be retrograde, proffering misinformation and
misunderstandings and you may leave all your wonderful CD-R's in that bar
that you regularly play at. Even worse, the bar manager won't pay you as you
emptied his venue yet again with your inaudible funny nujazz music. Keep
your sense of humour and you'll be just fine.
Those with a big 0 and a little 2 on a red and white shirt may also
experience spasms in the instep of their left foot! I'm afraid you haven't
got any humour, so tough titties!
Till the next time, stay lovely, luv ya boots, bussi baba, Cuki out.
Alan Brown. Soul Seduction Distribution, Zur Spinnerin 19, A-1100, Vienna,
Austria.
Mob/SMS +43 699 1260 4000, e-mail <mailto:cukipapa_at_chello.at> cuki
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