RE: Your age in the U.S
Nicolas Bamberski (nib@frame.com)
Tue, 13 Jun 95 09:55:07 CDT
they won't let you in unless your 21 (or lie about it). here is a trick that
works well if you have a foreign accent (which I'm sure you do). Make a
photocopy of the main page of your passport (including picture). Then, on
that copy use some liquid paper to delete the last number of your year of
birth (or all 4 numbers). Make a copy of this. On that copy use either a
typewriter or those "transfer" letters and type in the year you want (1973
or less :). Make sure to use a similar font as what is used for the rest of
the date.
Then make another copy of that last copy and you are all set. Might take you
a couple of tries but eventually you'll make it.
Then, when you get to the doorman, use your heaviest australian accent, have
a nice alcohol breath, and tell him that you only take a copy of your id out
with you because you usually get so shitfaced that you loose everything and
you would be fuct if you lost your passport. It will work, or it won't, but
you won't get beaten up don't worry...
the above statement is a work of fiction and that method shouldn't be used
to break the almighty american laws of course.
bambi
"was 20.5 year-old when moved to the U.S"
my opinions are usually not the same as my company's.