There are no nice girls in London. Mind you apparently there's a girl in
Russia called Olga...
Rather than checking out the women he could try the acid-jazz scene which is
reputedly one of the best in the world. However none of the clubs playing
this delectable brand of music could be described as pick up joints with
'nice' girls (eg. blonde, blue eyes, big tits, tight arse, no brains) who
tend to hang around clubs where they normally play euro-pop, happy house,
pop-chart excrement. If he's looking for intelligent, witty, sassy, persons
of the female gender who might well bring him down a peg or two if he tries
anything untoward... well there's any number of excellent acid-jazz clubs.
elevenisms
Simon Brown
s.j.brown@ucl.ac.uk
UCL Geology (2nd year)