The Plague called Smooth Jazz

From: Mark Turner (nugroove@pacbell.net)
Date: Sun Oct 21 2001 - 00:44:30 CEST

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    Here's an article that I thought might stimulate some discussion. Although
    I'm fortunate to live in the SF Bay Area and have plenty of college stations
    to choose from, whenever I travel around the country I invariably find
    stations like this. And they bug me just as much as they bug this writer.

    Why is it that commercial radio stations can't/won't take a chance on
    something that is equally "relaxing" and "jazzy," like say Kruder &
    Dorfmeister or Fila Brazillia? That's what I don't understand! :-(

    > It's Not Just Jazz. It's Smooth Jazz. Zzzzzzz.
    >
    > By Frank Ahrens
    > Washington Post Staff Writer
    > Tuesday, October 16, 2001; Page C01
    >
    > It is the job of this column to sample the radio dial like a
    > buffet, listening to
    > news, talk, rap, country, rock, classical and so on. Over the
    > past three years I
    > have assiduously jumped around that dial, listening closely along
    > the entire
    > spectrum of frequencies. Sure, I have favorites, but I excluded
    > no station.
    >
    > Except for one.
    >
    > A radio station that I have singularly avoided. It is fair to say
    > that, in three
    > years, I have listened to this station for perhaps a total of 10 minutes.
    > Occasionally I have tuned in -- for 30 seconds. Then I have
    > screamed, and flipped to
    > another station. Think of it as Brussels sprouts. Every year, out
    > of obligation, you
    > take a taste. You think, "Maybe this year they won't be
    > terrible." Fat chance.
    >
    > For me, the Brussels sprout of Washington radio is Smooth Jazz 105.9.
    >
    > To my ear, it is "smooth" in the way that a coma might be
    > considered "smooth." It's
    > about as "jazzy" as George Will. The station's purpose is to
    > relax the listener. The
    > mainly instrumental music played on WJZW is meant to disappear;
    > it is one step up
    > from the wave-and-thunder CDs you buy at the mall. It is today's
    > elevator music --
    > but less hip. At least a Muzak version of "Raindrops Keep Falling
    > on My Head" has a
    > sort of retro-chic. Kenny G does not. Nor do many of Smooth
    > Jazz's hitmakers -- Dave
    > Koz, Jeff Kashiwa, a certain Fattburger or Lee Ritenour (who is
    > described thus by
    > Allmusic.com: "the perfect studio musician, one who can melt into
    > the background
    > without making any impact."
    >
    > Yet the smooth-jazz format -- in Washington and around the
    > country -- is a big success.
    >
    > Smooth Jazz 105.9 was classic-rock WCXR until 1994, when it
    > switched formats. Since
    > then, the Friendship Heights station frequently has ranked in the
    > Top 10 in the
    > quarterly Arbitron ratings among all Washington listeners. If you
    > slice the pie more
    > relevantly, to show how Smooth Jazz does among its mostly adult
    > listeners, the
    > numbers are more impressive: In the most recent ratings survey,
    > the station ranked
    > third in the 35-64 age group and first among those 35 to 54 who
    > work full time, are
    > well educated and have a household income of more than $75,000.
    > In short, the
    > station -- like public radio -- has a smart, wealthy audience.
    >
    > So given all this, I call up Kenny King, Smooth Jazz's affable,
    > enthusiastic program
    > director. I ask: Whence my blind spot? Could it be that I'm wrong
    > about your music
    > and everyone else is right? Could it be that what I need, more
    > than anything else,
    > is to "relax"?
    >
    > "It's almost like Kellogg's Corn Flakes," offers King, 34.
    > "Everybody likes it, but
    > they're afraid to admit it."I don't like it, I say. And I love to
    > admit it.
    >
    > "You need to spend some time with this format," chides King. "Put
    > a Post-it note on
    > your dashboard: 'Listen to Smooth Jazz 105.9' "
    >
    > Sure. I'll put it right next to the Post-it that reads: "Buy
    > scented candles."
    >
    > King is a true believer; it's his job to be. But he's also a
    > real-life convert -- a
    > former metalhead, he was the morning man on WCXR when it flipped
    > from rock to Smooth
    > Jazz. He's partied backstage with Guns N' Roses. But if you
    > picked through King's
    > home CD stack these days, it would look a lot like his station's
    > playlist. (What
    > would Axl say?)
    >
    > Smooth jazz was dreamed up about a dozen years ago at Los Angeles
    > station KTWV; the
    > format was given its name by focus groups of listeners. They were
    > played cuts by
    > Kenny G, John Tesh and other somnolent musicians and asked, "How
    > would you describe
    > this music?" "Smooth," most said. "Jazzy," others said. Very
    > relaxing. And a format
    > was born.
    >
    > Smooth Jazz 105.9 is one of only a few Washington radio stations
    > that have an
    > audience with a substantial racial mix. According to Arbitron, it
    > is 58 percent
    > white, 36 percent black, 6 percent Hispanic. Most stations have a
    > overwhelmingly
    > white, black or Spanish-speaking audience.
    >
    > Indeed, folks of all stripes have fallen before the irresistible
    > force of Smooth
    > Jazz. King once shared the Washington Wizards owner's box with
    > Bill Clinton, Anthony
    > Williams and Michael Jordan. All three said they listened to
    > King's station, he
    > says. A meaner, less relaxed radio critic might point out that
    > proves that all the
    > money and power in the world can't buy good taste.
    >
    > "One common thread in the musicians of this format is that they
    > can't fake it," King
    > counters. "You can either play or you can't. There's no
    > distortion or fuzz tone on
    > guitars. It's pure. Over time, this music became a passion for
    > me. Summed up in one
    > word, it's 'quality.' "
    >
    > Which is maybe the thing I'm most afraid of. If I listen to
    > Smooth Jazz long enough,
    > I might begin to . . . like it. When I listen to King, I can't
    > help but think of the
    > Borg on "Star Trek," aliens who assimilate everything they
    > encounter. In fact, I can
    > almost hear King intoning the Borg mantra:
    >
    > "Resistance is futile."

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