From: Velanche Stewart (vstewart@calpoly.edu)
Date: Thu Nov 21 2002 - 05:26:48 CET
1. Albanek - Walk away (Swell Session remix)(ecco.chamber) CD-R
Senor Swell & Mr Ernesto deliever their best ever re rub for the Yo!
2. Hird feat Yukimi Nagano - Keep your Yukimi (Hird and Plej mixes)(DNM)
CD-R
Have you Hird the news! Make that two months boys?
3. Soul Serenaders - China Doll (?) CD-R
Ridiculous cover version! Cuki all damp!
4. Sun Ra - Saga of Resistance (Theo Parrish remixes)(Kindred Spirits) 12"
Just when you thought planet Earth was boring! Parrish comes to the rescue!
5. Didier's Sound Spectrum - TR-78 (Lifesaver) CD-R
It's enormous! Heavy weight, and making Kenny Dope look anorexic!
6. Banda Favela - Samba 2150 (Alex Phountzi remix)(Head to Toe) 12"
What's with Al da Bubble? Mo quality Bugz bizniz.
7. Roland Brival - Sakitayo (Isma'a) CD-R
Looks like he had some rice and peas on Ladbroke Grove?
8. Todd Sines - Cum closer (Overlap C2 mix)(Planet E) 12"
The D still the place. And all this broken tech stuff came from the D.
Remember that folks
9. Everyday People - I can't sleep (Simbad remix)(Earth Project) CD-R
Simbad stealing the show once again! Watch Brick lane in the 03!
10. L'aroye - The P.600 Invasion (Faces) CD-R
Big gonads are gwan! Mo broken beat bollox in the toolbox!
Bootsville PC still stuffed between the cartons of pear juice at the
Yo!'s, but the new Bootsville is kicking! French toast and maple syrup
with crazy Colorado's and a cat that thinks he is Kenny Dope! All good
on Gumpendoferstrasse then. And do we have any numbtyheads this week? By
the way, what did happen to that girl called Suga? Apparently, she went
all poetical and we worried that she got even more lost on her
paddles upstream! So anyway, when Gonkyburg sings, you better listen coz
I told you that them boys and girls would deliver, and the top 3 places
of Pop's chart don't tell porky pies. God, that almost rhymes with lies?
Trying not to be cynical here Suga! So we say Yo! to the young man with
the old mans flat cap and Senor wavy red hair with a sleeping bag in his
studio, and you know just how swell being a twenty one year old can be.
Gonkyburg really is a Meccca for all heavenly music these days! Is that
a miss spell for Mecca Cuki? Na, three C's in Meccca, everyone in
Gonkyburg knows that bro. This all could get confusing but just in case
you haven't Hird the news, then Gonkyburg is bigger then a big thing
with a big thing complexity. Even bigger then the cat that's looks like
Kenny Dope! And yes, I know do know how to spell heard? How the heck do
I work this new Ixus V2, anybody know? The manual is in German and I
still have a problem doing English, as you have probably gathered by
this tripe. But hey, some folks missed the wayward words from Vienna's
more sophisticated cafes and asked the good Dr to get back on his
cosmic micro scooter with a wonky wheel, though he seemed more occupied
doing dodgy English lessons with tall people from Berlin, and by the
way, how many days are you late Missy? Well, could be a good thing being
a cosmic dad, waddya say we call it Yo or Pear Juice! Where was we? Ah
yeah, full moon runnings on Monday night, well it seemed like full moon
runnings anyway, looked pretty round to me. The makings for a slightly
offbeat trip through Gumpendorfer's strasse at 5 in the am for
sure. Followed by the spirit of C.Freud I think? He kept asking me if I
knew the way to San Jose and Meccca. Man, I don't know my way to
the dishwasher bro! Ask the cat that looks like Kenny Dope, he knows!
Honest, I only had two cups of gluwein and a couple of those alcohpop
thingies that tastes like lemonade and was in full control of my wonky
wheel. Representing my shoe size at the Flex seemed the
appropriate thing to do that night, and of course, we can't let down
Sisters with Flava. Even Dr Rich knew it would be a mad one! Should have
stuck with the pear juice said the spooky ghost of Freud. Man I was
scared. I ran all the way to the dishwasher, met by the Kenny Dope look
alike meowing coz he hasn't had food for a full three minutes. Next
night was even more bizarre. The good Dr B discovered romance and song.
Elisabeth looked mighty fine in her dads overcoat and red sneakers and
Mr Andy Bey sang to them in a ocean of smoke, candles and cheap red
wine. Oh how the Dr wished that Mr Bey could sing to him each
night before his eyelids truly closed and dreams appeared.
Elisabeth suggested that I go gay and hope that Mr Bey was singing his
love songs not necessarily to girls. Pops was happy to take her dads
overcoat and red sneakers home though and open a proper bottle of red
wine and listen to Shades of Bey on CD. Meanwhile 'Kenny' who is
affectionately known as '7 Kgs', coz that's his fighting weight, was
buzzing around the new Bootsville as if Mr Bey was singing to him. The
crazy Colorado's looked on in bemusement as we all wondered if we had a
gay cat? Will Elisabeth ever come back? Yeah, of course she will! And
what about the residency at Baba's bedroom in the 5th district? Well the
promoter pulled the plug when he heard it was actually a proper bedroom
and not a proper club, and that it was controlled by underwater Mafioso
who had no connection to the night sky at all. Baba was disappointed,
the Cuki was disappointed, but hey, I'm sure another therapist will come
along in a short while. And if you could come to Vienna, that would be
more then lush Han Bang. Dr Boots has a bed that is 2 meters above the
flooring and reminiscent of a tree house somewhere in other time and
place. Honest, I am not trying to be cynical Ms Poet? But I will help
you on the up step Han and I promise to play you the Detroit wonderkid
with Wurlies and Rhodes and the sweetest voice. You promise not to be
'too fly' and keep the red Cola swimwear at home Hannah. Waddya say we
ski on Gluwein and lemonade tasting alcohol? Better still, wait till you
taste the pear juice at Yo!'s place! As it goes, some nice person sent
me this link coz she thought I said she tasted of pear juice
http://www.patrick.fm/boobies/boobies.php?text=Pear%20Juice Could it be
that Cuki has finally flipped? No chance ''never been saner''
replied the noise from his boots, and he still got the goosebumps from
the Andy Bey concert to prove it. Haven't you got the softest skin
Elisabeth? Wow, just met a girl called Stina? A psychologist, so now I
can be the patient and the therapist. How come you know all the best
bunnies Natalie, and when can I have T's digits? Gotta keep it shy coz
she in on the mail. Think I am in love for the 352 time this week.
Anyway Hannah, we should go check out the another good Dr and go skiing
coz I know you good at that kinda thing. He got the connects and I got
the Dwele album and bottles of nice Slovenian wine courtesy of Nina in
Sarajevo who has the sexiest phone in the world. Have you checked out
the new Motorola V70? Can I have Stina's number while you at it Natalie.
Never gonna erase her number, that's a certainty. I erased too many
already! And guess what? I just found a website, where you can actually
get dates with top class models to show them your city, like when they
are around for a fashion show, castings etc. Check out the link and
listen to that voice. http://digilander.libero.it/caricacell/ And
cheers to all who sent records to me this week. The postman is not happy
though as Bootsville is four flights up with no elevator. Better to send
them to the below addy. Only the fittest bunnies visit Bootsville now
you know. Maybe we should tell '7 Kgs' that Andy Bey is at the bottom of
the stairs and then, when he is at the bottom, tell him that Andy is now
at the top! Repeat this a few times and maybe in a week or so we can
call him 6 kg's? Waddya fink? Or is it think? Maybe we can call
Gonkyburg 8 kgs? I don't know any more coz I was dead at the time.
Member dat Ms Poet? Sure you do? And have you heard the new remix by
Swell Session of Yo!'s new tune? You will do, very soon.
Till the next time, stay lovely and say hello to your mum for me.
Cukipapa
Alan Brown
Soul Seduction Distribution
Gonzagagasse 19,
A-1010 Vienna,
Austria
Mob/SMS +43 699 1260 4000
cukipapa@soulseduction.com
............... and Vienna will never run out fo Coffee! Or Pear juice!
Wise words indeed.
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