I guess you have to be a bit of a nerd to find this funny.
"I need a woman (obviously) who is willing to raise a child with me in the method of Unix."
The slashdot take on this wanted ad was:
ohtani@darkstar:~$ man woman
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
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