Re: what is ....

From: Jeremy Jackson (j@aliasproductions.com)
Date: Fri Jun 29 2001 - 13:18:07 CEST

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    Subject: What is DJ.

    Hello,

    My name is Kaleem Khawar Zawir and I am from Pakistan.I have read about "DJ"
    in local nwespaper.But I could not know the meaning of "DJ".Now I want to
    ask you about "DJ" because a great desire has been born in my heart since
    morning for the knowing of "DJ".Please tell me what is "DJ" and what is the
    function of "DJ".Kindly briefly explain the "DJ".

    I will awaite your positive reply.

    Your thankful,

    Zawir.

    """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

    Hello Kaleem and welcome to the wonderful world of modern music. Even being
    a DJ myself I can't explain all the aspects of music, or even of the DJ or
    of DJ culture or of music made by a DJ; but I as a DJisciple i am charged
    with bringing you this message, a vision from a wise prophet.

    All bow and hear the words brought back from a vision by our Father, George
    Clinton. He calls this the 'Mothership Connection'.

    IN A.D. 2101

    WAR WAS BEGINNING.

    SCENE: CONTROLLORSHIP OF COMMUNITY OF "BORING POP MUSICIANS"

    CAPTAIN: WHAT HAPPEN ?

    MECHANIC: SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB.

    OPERATOR: WE GET SIGNAL.

    CAPTAIN: WHAT !

    OPERATOR: MAIN SCREEN TURN ON.

    CAPTAIN: IT'S YOU ! !

    GRANDMASTER DJ: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN ! !

    GRANDMASTER DJ: ALL YOUR BASS ARE BELONG TO US.

    GRANDMASTER DJ: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.

    CAPTAIN: WHAT YOU SAY ! !

    GRANDMASTER DJ: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.

    GRANDMASTER DJ: HA HA HA HA . . . .

    OPERATOR: CAPTAIN ! !

    CAPTAIN: TAKE OFF EVERY 'ZIG'!

    CAPTAIN: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING.

    CAPTAIN: MOVE 'ZIG'.

    CAPTAIN: FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

    Amen.

    I hope I live to watch the Epic (Sony, Columbia, etc.) Battle With the
    Grandmaster DJ unfold.

    Brother J



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